Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Not pregnant

Let me prephase this by saying - I AM A MORON!

Back up a bit. My IUD came out alittle over 3 weeks ago. My period is due any day now, or like yesterday. Yes we have had sex but we are not trying until after the marathon and we have been as careful as we can and have pulled out every time - yes TMI I know.

Well I have been EXHAUSTED. Last night I went to bed at 830pm and slept 12 hours to wake up just to want to go back to bed. I was also a bit nauseated this mroning. Freaking out I went to get and got a preggo test.

I buy a multi pack and take the first one - faint line. Positive.


I freaked out! I am not ready to be pregnant. I want to do a few more things first. I want to lose a bit more weight. I want to run a marathon. I want to know Im actually trying, you know?

Well the line was super faint so I went and got a digital one. It was negative. I take another of the first one, negative.

Now Im confused. And surprisingly sad that I may not be pregnant, is that weird?

I decide that I need to wait to use my morning pee because for the second two test my urine was very diluted. And part of me still thought I was pregnant... and was freaking out because I wasnt ready.


I realize Im stupid I went and relooked at the first pregnancy box. It says there are 3 prenancy kits in it. I remember there being 4. Thats odd. So I relook at the box. They included a free fertility test. Turns out Im fertile hehehe... no pregnant!

Now that I KNOW im not - I am actually quite relived and it was the kick in the butt I needed to do everything I want to do in the next 3 months before I really do start trying:)


  1. Well, at least you know that when you want to get pregnant you shouldn't have a problem! :) Although I'm not sure how much credence I'd give a drug store fertility test, do you?

  2. Oh not at all - just thought it was funny :)it was an ovulation kit, not a fertility kit... I think...

  3. Hi Christina:
    It's Dave the PA from Clinician 1 and a Lifetime Weight Watchers member.
    I empathize totally. There are some things to do and buy which help weight loss.
    The other which I am sure you know is you are not on a DIE-T anymore,
    you are on a LIVE-IT.
    Anyway, good luck. Come check out Clinician1 .

  4. Dave dear my post was NOT about weight loss... guessing you didnt read it at all and I need to put a spam catcher on my comments.

  5. LMAO @ Dave. Gotta love the spammers.

    Also, I laughed out loud when you found out it was a fertility test. Hilarious! I completely understand the feelings of being pregnant and not being ready/finding out you aren't and being disappointed. Weird womanly emotions right there!

  6. Ohhh that spam-tastic.

    I took one of the stupid tests in the bathroom at work and it was the kind that you have to use the dropper so I had to pee in a plastic cup and then I found out that Booger was coming, lol *surprise*

    Did the fertility test look like a pregnancy test cause if it did, that's just cruel.